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[After fumbling with the feed, the owner succeeds in getting it on. The feed turns on to the image of a very large, very apologetic teenager with a rope around his neck. The owner of said rope? An impatient-looking red Impmon.

Needless to say yesterday had been a taxing day for the digimon. If he had to be with this kid, things were going by HIS book, not theirs. Leatherhead went along with Impmon's demands to keep the kid leashed out of guilt for his earlier tantrum. He deserved it, he deserved a lot worse.

Leatherhead looks up to the communicator, speaking.]

I was told I was a Chosen...but I am not sure if that is ri--

[Impmon will have none of that. He tugs on the fashioned rope, clearing his throat.]

ANYWAY, before I was interrupted, I was saying I've got a sweet deal for you digichumps. Ever wanted a digidestined? Well lucky for you, I've got the digidestined of your dreams!

He's big, he's burly, I think he's housebroken and he can be yours for 1000 bits! Any offers?

[The former alligator just sinks back further.]

Come on! It's a once in a lifetime offer!

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[When Wheeljack catches this post, he only really gets Impmon's little advertisement at the end. To which he eyebrow perks.

Gazimon, on the other hand, feels a kindred spirit in her midst, and clambers over his shoulder to get to the device.]

What would you say to a trade?

Hey!

[Can always count on a Gazimon to do business.]

What are we talking here? I don't wanna get some crummy digidestined knockoff.

[What can she say? It's in her 'blood'.]

Same goes for you, bub. How do I know I'm not getting one? I mean, mine's kind of stupid, but he at least can function.

Alright, you, that's enough.

[There's a hand grabbing her by the ears and tugging her out of the way. Or attempting to.]

Trust me, he's a freaking juggernaut--hey hold the phone I'm talking to her!

Sorry...WhateverMon, I'm takin' control of this conversation now.

Ugh! This isn't how you treat a lady!

You're not a lady, you're...You.

[He rolls his eyes, back to Impmon.]

Look, you deal with what you got, okay? If I have to suffer with having this thing as a partner then so do you.

Impmon.

If you let me trade, you wouldn't have to suffer.

Got it.

And what makes you think having a Whatevermon around's gonna be any better?

I'm cute! And marketable!

...In the market of what?

Hey! I'm cute! I'm marketable! More than jester-face over there!

[Wait weren't you just trying to get rid of him?]

Think of the merchandise! Impmon t-shirts! Impmon Land!

...

I'm not sure if I want those things.

It's all about Gazimon!

Nuh uh! Impmon is where it's at!

No way! I'm the cutest one here and you know it!

Excuse me? How could you say no to this!?

[You folds her arms, giving a wide, toothy grin.]

No.

Who asked you?!

[Further pouting.]

[She explodes into laughter, almost flopping over.]

You did, bub!

[Wheeljack's just watching these two verbally duke it out. Make him proud, You, you might get a snack.]

Hey I asked you for a trade off, not who's more cute! We all know who that is: me.

[Huff defensively. He is the very image of cuteness and please take him in Wheeljack.]

Fine, fine.

But there's got to be a catch with yours. Spill it, 'cutie'.

Ok ok so there's a slight problem with his anger...

Like maybe if you say some words he might start going berserk.

[Silence.]

You're trying to pawn off a crazy on me?

What? Nooo...he's just...special.

[...Jaw drop.]

You ARE trying to pawn a crazy off on me!

I dunno, I think you're doing a good trade.

Okay. This conversation is over.

[Wheeljack attempts to wrestle the D-terminal from You, although...but those claws have a good hold on it.]

Hey! I was talking!

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