Sixth Blade

[betrayalcutsdeep]

*The video opens up not to Jin, but to Veemon clearing his throat.*

Ah-hem. If I could get people's attention for a moment, I have a problem. You see, my human has decided that he needs something to call me other than Veemon. This would be all fine and dandy except for one little thing: he has horrible taste in nicknames! So someone tell Jin that Reuben is the name of a sandwich, not a mighty dragon sorcerer.

*In the background, Jin has walked up behind Veemon and is standing with his arms crossed.*

It also happens to be the name of both my preferred mobile weapon and a significant Biblical figure.

It's a sandwich, and if you start calling me that I'm gonna be hungry all the time.

I don't see how that's very different from normal.

No, you see, right now I'm a little hungry all the time. If you call me by the name of a sandwich I'll be a lot hungry all the time.

*Jin sighs and shakes his head.*

You should be honored that I want to name you after a craft like the Reuben. But if it's that much of a problem...I suppose I could go back to the drawing board.

Uhhhh...why do I have a bad feeling about that?

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[wall_flower]

I...don't want to be rude, but I think everyone else is going to think of a sandwich...

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[greatwork]

If you're looking for a weapon from Christian lore, there's Ascalon.

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[perrytheperson]

Why not shorten it to Ben? That way his name is still Reuben, technically, but he won't get hungry every time he hears it.

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[codes]

Huh, this raises an excellent question in my opinion.

[ Spoilers: Her opinions are never good. ] What does dragon sorcerer meat taste like?

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[renegadedriving]

Hey, a nickname is a nickname!