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themainframe2013-08-09 02:03 pm
trimmedback) wrote in themainframe2013-08-09 02:03 pm
[audio]
[There's a slight pause at the beginning of the audio feed before a monotonous female voice starts talking.]
Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.
Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.
Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.
Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.
Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.
[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]
Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.
Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--
[The audio feed turns off.]
Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.
Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.
Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.
Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.
Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.
[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]
Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.
Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--
[The audio feed turns off.]
[Audio]
Wait, even I don't know what she did. What'd she do? Was it the voice. It's a little grating, yeah, but she's not that bad.
[Audio]
No, no! She's nice on the inside. She's just...cranky! Always! Uh...UH...
Look, I don't have time to go over everything with every person who gets dumped in this pit of a city. I'm not its babysitter.
I don't even know who I'm talking to...
Haha...
[Audio]
Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agen--
Ohhhkay, let's not do the thing again! You're my partner, and I know your name is Bonsai! What digimon doesn't know their partner's name? She's Bonsai.
We should not use my name publicly--
Ohhhh yes we should! Bonsai. Her name is Bonsai.
[Audio]
Why does she talk like a computer?
That's what I said!
[Oh, right, ahem.]
Okay, we got a name. Name doesn't do me any good if I don't have a face to go with it.
Put it on video! PUT IT ON VIDEO!
[Audio]
[And then there's the sound of a scuffle, like the d-terminal is being knocked back and forth. After a moment, Wormmon's face appears, far too close to the screen, before he shuffles back--]
[Down the long, green tail that is visible, holding the d-terminal away from a human woman's face. She is expressionless, but appears red in the face.]
[Video]
You got red on you!
[Okay, so we got a name and a face. Now the question is does Arcee even care?]
[Video]
You are human.
[If this was anyone else, that would be pleasant surprise. As such, it sounds almost sarcastic. Bonsai, learn to tone.]
[Video]
Anything but, sweetheart.
[Video]
My mistake. You are... altered, as I am.
[Video]
[Sprocket covers his face with his stumps, embarrassed. Why can't everyone just get along?]
[Video]
[Wormmon frowns heavily.]
You don't have to be mean about it!
[Of course, Bonsai doesn't really care. As long as Arcee doesn't try to literally dissect her brain, she's fine.]
[Video]
Ugggghhhh, I'm gonna turn this off if you keep this up! I was talking to them first anyway.
[He stomps his little feet in a huff.]
[Video]
Uh. I'm with Tapirmon.