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[There's a slight pause at the beginning of the audio feed before a monotonous female voice starts talking.]

Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.

Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.

Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.

Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.

Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.

[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]

Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.

Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--

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[It is so weird to think about there being aliens on Earth without him knowing about them. And yet. . . how long had he gone without knowing witches existed, too?]

What's the name of the planet you originally come from?

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Strictly speaking, our planetary name is merely the Reptilian Homeworld.

[A pause.]

It's name is Sanctuary.

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Sanctuary. . . can't say I've ever heard of it.

[Unsurprisingly]

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It has it's... charms. I believe that is the word.

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That's the word. What kinda charms?

[He sounds genuinely curious. It's not every day you get to talk to someone from another planet.]

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The food, climate and architecture are all ideal for the physical needs of my race.

[Basically, it's home.]