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themainframe2013-08-09 02:03 pm
trimmedback) wrote in themainframe2013-08-09 02:03 pm
[audio]
[There's a slight pause at the beginning of the audio feed before a monotonous female voice starts talking.]
Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.
Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.
Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.
Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.
Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.
[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]
Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.
Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--
[The audio feed turns off.]
Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.
Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.
Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.
Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.
Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.
[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]
Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.
Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--
[The audio feed turns off.]
Re: video
[At least with his armless and legless clam thing. Who is sleeping off screen with it's shell closed.]
[Bonsai's d-terminal gets pinged with a text packet of data. The notes covered three meals a day, the typical contents of said meals for humans, and what to do in between.]
[He's still a little weirded out at the concept of eating other living things, but that was it. At least, according to the books he'd found in the library.]
video
As is done for children.
[She turns to her partner.]
Requesting information: stage of life.
[Wormmon gives her a weird look.]
Uh. Rookie?
Is this prior to sexual matu--
Woah woah woah! Enough of that! Read the notes and we'll talk about that later!
[Obediently, Bonsai looks through Magnus' notes. Her cheeks flush with pleasure, which may seem strange, but it's her replacement for a smile.]
Highly informative. I appreciate the thoroughness of your work.
[She thinks for a moment.]
Requesting information: your knowledge of allergies. A human associate has mentioned that while a food item called 'nuts' are safe for human consumption as a whole, she herself cannot ingest them without potentially fatal damage to her body. I am, naturally, concerned.