trimmedback: (this is the only face bonsai makes ok)
Bonsai ([personal profile] trimmedback) wrote in [community profile] themainframe2013-08-09 02:03 pm

[audio]

[There's a slight pause at the beginning of the audio feed before a monotonous female voice starts talking.]

Identification: EarthConnect, Metals Department, Agent 06-02-F.

Seeking identification of currently assigned overseer. Reason for request: Chain of command is unknown to this agent.

Seeking assignment details. Reason for request: Mission parameters are unknown to this agent.

Seeking in-depth description of already preformed body modifications. Reason for Request: Self Care.

Seeking location. Reason for request: Surroundings unfamiliar, indigenous life appears sentient but is unfamiliar to this agent.

[There's a lengthy pause. The monotone doesn't break.]

Excuse me. If this network is human in nature, please disregard my previous requests. I would, however, like to ask for information on my situation.

Well, that was the weirdest introduction I've ever--

[The audio feed turns off.]
woodenstarfish: (★ 37)

[voice]

[personal profile] woodenstarfish 2013-08-19 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I do not variate from normal speech patterns! [Obvious lie. Or delusion. Penguinmon just shrugs it off.]

It happens sometimes.