Alexandria (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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themainframe2013-08-19 12:16 am
greatwork) wrote in themainframe2013-08-19 12:16 am
Entry tags:
- brave police j-decker: kagerou,
- dc comics: harley quinn,
- devil may cry: dante,
- digimon savers: chika daimon (au),
- digimon tamers: juri katou,
- kingdom hearts: sora,
- twewy: neku sakuraba,
- ∅dcmk: kaito kuroba,
- ∅dissidia 012: warrior of light,
- ∅mass effect: garrus vakarian,
- ∅oc: alexandria,
- ∅oc: ed finklestein,
- ∅twewy: joshua,
- ∅yu-gi-oh! zexal: ryoga kamishiro
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[So as the feed turns on, it won't show the person recording. Instead, it will pan over several rather detailed anatomical sketches of several Digimon- Gazimon and Tailmon, Greymon and Kimeramon, Devidramon and Damemon... It seems, after a while, like most of the Digimon inhabiting the city have been drawn here. Each of the sketches also has several notes attached, along the lines of 'strong bite' or 'heat ray from hands', or 'weak vision'.
Rather than turning the camera to show herself, Alex will just talk from off-screen]
So, since a certain fuckhead of a biologist dropped off the face of the Earth before he got me the information he was supposed to, I've been working on a project of my own. A Digimon encyclopedia of sorts, all known ones, their abilities and hopefully weaknesses if we know those, too. Spread the knowledge and give everyone a better chance to survive whatever bollocks shows up this time. Any information on Digimon capabilities would help, if you lot care to share it.
Though, I did notice something while I was doing these.
[She shuffles the papers around until several Digimon drawings are on top- Sakuyamon Miko Mode, Lilimon, Bastemon, Lotusmon, and Darcmon, specifically.]
I get that Digimon are apparently spawned from the data from the internet. That explains why most of them appear to have recognizable forms rather than being completely alien to us, I think, something like Gazimon could have been given form by data on canine form and behavior. There's also a bunch of cat-looking ones, and since most of human output is total shit, I think that explains the Damemon as well.
But why the hell are most of the humanoid Digimon I've seen so far all women, and on top of that, they all look like that? Tits and bikinis, the lot of them. Even Lilimon is an inch of skirt away from showing the world if Digimon get underwear data or not. Where, exactly, is this Digital World getting its data on humans from? Why the fuck is it so skewed right towards knockers the size of my head and wearing less than a street corner hooker? Is this place just getting its data on humans from adult sites, or have I just been extremely unfortunate in my encounters so far?
Rather than turning the camera to show herself, Alex will just talk from off-screen]
So, since a certain fuckhead of a biologist dropped off the face of the Earth before he got me the information he was supposed to, I've been working on a project of my own. A Digimon encyclopedia of sorts, all known ones, their abilities and hopefully weaknesses if we know those, too. Spread the knowledge and give everyone a better chance to survive whatever bollocks shows up this time. Any information on Digimon capabilities would help, if you lot care to share it.
Though, I did notice something while I was doing these.
[She shuffles the papers around until several Digimon drawings are on top- Sakuyamon Miko Mode, Lilimon, Bastemon, Lotusmon, and Darcmon, specifically.]
I get that Digimon are apparently spawned from the data from the internet. That explains why most of them appear to have recognizable forms rather than being completely alien to us, I think, something like Gazimon could have been given form by data on canine form and behavior. There's also a bunch of cat-looking ones, and since most of human output is total shit, I think that explains the Damemon as well.
But why the hell are most of the humanoid Digimon I've seen so far all women, and on top of that, they all look like that? Tits and bikinis, the lot of them. Even Lilimon is an inch of skirt away from showing the world if Digimon get underwear data or not. Where, exactly, is this Digital World getting its data on humans from? Why the fuck is it so skewed right towards knockers the size of my head and wearing less than a street corner hooker? Is this place just getting its data on humans from adult sites, or have I just been extremely unfortunate in my encounters so far?
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Well let it never be said that Harley Quinn won't admit when she's wrong. That does sound pretty great.
Could do without the doctorates though. It's not like I want them to be talking. [Perverse giggle]
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But we can compromise and work together to get you back to that much deserved paradise of your own making.
And sure I know you don't necessarily NEED me. But I'm sure a smarty pants like you can find a way to make your life easier with my skills and lack of respect for the laws of reason and good sense.
After all I'm already trying to curb that whole dark evolution problem you were complainin' about.
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With all these pills I can figure out the right cocktail to try and balance out the chemicals that are making some of our trouble cases so...troublesome.
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All right, well... Just make sure you get it right.