[video]

[greatwork]

[So as the feed turns on, it won't show the person recording. Instead, it will pan over several rather detailed anatomical sketches of several Digimon- Gazimon and Tailmon, Greymon and Kimeramon, Devidramon and Damemon... It seems, after a while, like most of the Digimon inhabiting the city have been drawn here. Each of the sketches also has several notes attached, along the lines of 'strong bite' or 'heat ray from hands', or 'weak vision'.

Rather than turning the camera to show herself, Alex will just talk from off-screen]

So, since a certain fuckhead of a biologist dropped off the face of the Earth before he got me the information he was supposed to, I've been working on a project of my own. A Digimon encyclopedia of sorts, all known ones, their abilities and hopefully weaknesses if we know those, too. Spread the knowledge and give everyone a better chance to survive whatever bollocks shows up this time. Any information on Digimon capabilities would help, if you lot care to share it.

Though, I did notice something while I was doing these.

[She shuffles the papers around until several Digimon drawings are on top- Sakuyamon Miko Mode, Lilimon, Bastemon, Lotusmon, and Darcmon, specifically.]

I get that Digimon are apparently spawned from the data from the internet. That explains why most of them appear to have recognizable forms rather than being completely alien to us, I think, something like Gazimon could have been given form by data on canine form and behavior. There's also a bunch of cat-looking ones, and since most of human output is total shit, I think that explains the Damemon as well.

But why the hell are most of the humanoid Digimon I've seen so far all women, and on top of that, they all look like that? Tits and bikinis, the lot of them. Even Lilimon is an inch of skirt away from showing the world if Digimon get underwear data or not. Where, exactly, is this Digital World getting its data on humans from? Why the fuck is it so skewed right towards knockers the size of my head and wearing less than a street corner hooker? Is this place just getting its data on humans from adult sites, or have I just been extremely unfortunate in my encounters so far?

Comments

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[scratchitti]

[Neku is sitting with Gummymon in his lap, smirking]

Sounds personal.

Hehe, yeah my tits really were amazing!

[Horror, so much horror]

GUMMYMON!!

What? they were!

video;

[greatwork]

...

Hearing that sentence out of that thing might actually count as the weirdest moment of my damn life.

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[fuhrinkaed]

[Ed's face goes stark white, and he starts stuttering.]

Huh-wha-er-uh-ah-adult... sites..?!

I uh. Uhm. ERM.

Oh man...! We might run into a digimon based on...

[AWKWARD YELL!] THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!!!

[video]

[greatwork]

... Calm down.

[heartdive]

I, uh... Didn't even notice that.

[greatwork]

Seriously? Have you just not really encountered those?

[revvinguptheharley]

Wow, so to hear you say it this entire world and all the little critters from it sprang out of the imaginations of a bunch of repressed geeks and overactive imaginations specifically for the purpose of marketing it to kids and other geeks who dig monsters and stuff.

...uh...I beg ignorance in most of these matters. But yes...underwear does exist. It's a personal choice.

[greatwork]

Starting to seem like it, anyway.

Good to know. I think. This is not a conversation I expected to have.

[guilmon]

If you want, Guilmon can tell you what he knows about Digimon! Like Guilmon's forms. I've only evolved once here, but I don't think I've seen other Growlmon.

[The other Guilmon becomes a Kyubimon, which is pretty wild!]

But what's an adult site? Is it bad?

[greatwork]

Please do. I'd like to hear it.

[Going to just quietly ignore the second part, though.]

[hellspawnedhero]

Well, they do have a saying about what the internet is for.

[greatwork]

What's that, then?

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[fuckinstoplights]

... Knockers? Hookers?

What are you talking about?

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[greatwork]

... If you want that kind of education, you should go ask the porno policewoman.

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[whitefeather]

You're saying that Digimon take form from data on the internet, and you're wondering why bikinis and attributes like that are so common?

[Giggle.]

You answered your own question, you know.

audio;

[greatwork]

Is there no other representation of human women on the internet at all?

[jackoclubs]

. . . Digimon can look like that?

[HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL JUST. ANIMAL MONSTER THINGS]

[greatwork]

[Alex just turns the screen around to point at Bastemon, who waves.]

[marinebiting]

I can tell you what I know about Gotsumon and Garurumon.

[Why do you have to be so useful and productive, Alex?]

[greatwork]

[Because she's pretty sure if she doesn't, no one else will.]

Please do. I've got some sketches of the latter, but if you can show me the former to get a sketch down, that'd help, too.

[velveteenmage]

...U-uh...

[holy jubblies batman]

W-Wizardmon's, uh...humanoid, and he's not a girl. Which is weird, because Palmon is...

[greatwork]

Haven't seen that thing before. Show me?

[calibrates_big_guns]

It is a little disproportionate, yeah ... I mean, Angemon is humanoid and male, but I see what you're talking about.

I guess it is possible some of them are coming from adult sites.

[Well, this just went somewhere horrible.]

[greatwork]

Haven't actually seen an Angemon before, just the disembodied wings of one stuck on a chimeric asshole.

Starting to seem that way, I'm a little worried.

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[lovespinkbirdies]

... Wow. That's... really creepy.

But not all of the human-shaped digimon look like that. Merukimon is definitely a guy. And fully clothed and not close to showing anything inappropriate.

Most of those are Perfect and Mega digimon though, aren't they?

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[greatwork]

"Merukimon"?

Darcmon's an Adult, but other than that, I think so, yeah. Bastemon's a Perfect, and I've not been keen to ask the others.

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[shinebrighter]

Is there anything I can do to assist you with this?

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[greatwork]

What's your partner, again?