003- Happy (late) Birthday (video)

[renegadedriving]

[The camera is aimed up at Shepard from about waist height, implying that Monodramon is pointing it at her. She's examining the contents of the fridge when her digimon starts singing. Incredibly poorly.]

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to--

[Shepard turns abruptly and glares at the camera.]

Cadet, turn that off! My birthday was yesterday!

[Monodramon grunts and takes a step back when his partner tries to take the device from him.]

But Commander, you're turning 36! The internet said humans--

I said turn it off!!

[AND OFF THE CAMERA GOES.]

Comments

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[renegadedriving]

[Shepard snorts.]

Careful, kid.

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[scratchitti]

Well, 40 is the new 30, so in the future it must be the new, what.... 12?

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[renegadedriving]

[Shepard laughs.]

Age gets damn confusing when you've got friends who count as elderly at 40 and others who haven't even hit puberty yet at that point.

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[scratchitti]

Aliens? Man, I can't even imagine. And you said before you were the first... what multicultural space cop?

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[renegadedriving]

Basically, yep. The first human one, at least.

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[scratchitti]

So yeah, if you're still running around doing that kinda thing it must be the new 20 at least.

...Happy Birthday either way.

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[renegadedriving]

At what point was 20 the new 20?

[She chuckles.]

Thanks, Neku. When's your birthday? If we're still here, I'll do something intrusive to celebrate.

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[scratchitti]

Somewhere in the late 50's I'm guessing. Then we hit an age singularity and stopped caring, mostly.

And, erm.... the end of June. [Aw he's blushing] Though I'm starting to think I shouldn't say exactly when. [He's on to you lady B/]

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[renegadedriving]

1950s, 2050s, or 2150s? [FUTURE]

[Shepard grins widely.]

Come on, tell me. How else can I buy you a cake and sic my singing digimon on you?

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[scratchitti]

...I'm not answering either of those.

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[renegadedriving]

[She laughs.]

Well, at least tell me what year you're from?

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[scratchitti]

2006.