3.000 mph ⚡ DIGI-GIRLFRIEND (video | backdated to 4/22)

[chemistryinmotion]

[While Wally's off on his date with Rise, Elecmon is in charge of the D-Terminal. Wally didn't want to be bothered with it, so here's Elecmon with some very important questions.]

Does anyone know how to get a girlfriend? Wally says I should get one, but I don't know how. What do you even do with one? Is it expensive? Wally doesn't have anymore bits...

But he really wants me to get one! I think he'll like me more if I do and I'd really like that...

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[greatwork]

Good! These humans need to learn some respect for us, huh? And I bet we're stronger without 'em, anyway.

[chemistryinmotion]

Yeah! We'll show 'em!

... Wanna come with me?

[greatwork]

Heh. Why not? I got nothin' better to do, this human's never gonna leave her room anyway.

[chemistryinmotion]

Maybe if we take on those Beemon by ourselves, they'll see how strong we are!

[No Elecmon, this is a terrible idea.]

[greatwork]

[Gazimon can recognize it, but like hell she'll say it.]

Those wimps? You kidding? No way, let's just ignore 'em.

[chemistryinmotion]

But how else are we gonna prove ourselves?

[greatwork]

[Gazimon gives her best evil grin, which is not necessarily a good one, but points for effort, at least.]

We're digimon. What do we do? We fight and evolve.

Haven't you noticed something about all those so-called "chosen" Digimon from before?

[chemistryinmotion]

[Elecmon tilts his head.]

... What about them?

[greatwork]

Haven't you noticed? For all that talk about partners making 'em stronger, they're all still Child-level.

[chemistryinmotion]

Hey... you're right!

[greatwork]

'Course I'm right.

So, what I want to know is, what the hell do we need these humans for? If we get saddled with these weaklings, we'll never evolve.

[chemistryinmotion]

So let's go find something to fight!

[greatwork]

Like what?

[chemistryinmotion]

I dunno, that's what we gotta go find.

[greatwork]

Hmph, I guess so. Let's go, then.

[chemistryinmotion]

I'll meet you by that big tower thing and then we can go kick some butt!

[greatwork]

All right, I'll be there soon. Don't let your human know where you've gone, it'll ruin everything if they can follow us.

[chemistryinmotion]

Well, duh. Elecmon out.

[Aw, baby, you have picked something up from Wally...]