4.000 mph ⚡ NAILED IT (video/text)

[chemistryinmotion]

private video call to RISE KUJIKAWA

[Except it's not actually private at all because he forgot to set the filter WHOOPS.

He's smirking up a storm as he holds up his right arm, which is currently in a sling. He almost looks proud about it (and maybe he kinda is).]

Hey, babe, looks like I got sent to the hospital anyway. I'm back at my place now, but if you're still up for it, you could come by later. I'd love to see you in that nurse outfit... and I could really use some good ole fashioned tender loving care right now.

actual private text to KALDUR'AHM

Looks like Rob's gone, too. Guess it's just you and me now.

Comments

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[greatwork]

... Wow, that flew right over your head, didn't it.

Maybe you shouldn't be propositioning the network, then?

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[chemistryinmotion]

[ fhldsgkj!!! ]

It wasn't meant for you! Or the rest of the network, for that matter!

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[greatwork]

Next time, you should pay more attention. Dunno who you were talking to, but I don't think anyone likes it when a guy gets too excited and goes off a little early like this post.

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[chemistryinmotion]

Ugh, you don't have to tell me twice —

[ ... sorry are you implying what he thinks you're implying ]

There was nothing like that going on here!

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[greatwork]

[of course she is]

Sure looks like it.

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[chemistryinmotion]

[ WEEEELL canonly he is a pretty fast shooter BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT also he doesn't even have his powers here gosh AND THAT'S REALLY NOT WHAT HE WAS DOING!!! ]

How would you know?!

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[greatwork]

[... oh young justice canon]

I'm just saying, if you get too excited and send your post off before you check to confirm the important details, it doesn't bode well for you.

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[chemistryinmotion]

... Yeah. Thanks for the tip.

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[greatwork]

[He's really making this too easy for her, but she at least thinks better of making fun of him for 'just the tip'.]

Of course. Anything to keep this shit off the network. Some of us actually use that for important things.

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[chemistryinmotion]

[ i did that on purpose just for you lmao ]

Well, yeah, you won't be seeing anymore of this kinda thing from me, I promise.

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[greatwork]

[oh what I'LL TAKE IT NEXT TIME I SWEAR wait no that sounds wrong in this context um

fuck it you know what I mean.]

Well, yeah, that was going to be true even if I didn't say anything.