4.000 mph ⚡ NAILED IT (video/text)

[chemistryinmotion]

private video call to RISE KUJIKAWA

[Except it's not actually private at all because he forgot to set the filter WHOOPS.

He's smirking up a storm as he holds up his right arm, which is currently in a sling. He almost looks proud about it (and maybe he kinda is).]

Hey, babe, looks like I got sent to the hospital anyway. I'm back at my place now, but if you're still up for it, you could come by later. I'd love to see you in that nurse outfit... and I could really use some good ole fashioned tender loving care right now.

actual private text to KALDUR'AHM

Looks like Rob's gone, too. Guess it's just you and me now.

Comments

[video]

[scratchitti]

Ohhh~ I've been waiting for you to notice me Wally~*~*~

[Big batting eyelashes dokidoki]

[video]

[renegadedriving]

Wha-- No! Woman, don't even play at that!

[video]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ ..............

oh

fuck

pardon him while he verbally keysmashes for a sec fshdglsdkg]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE.

[video]

[renegadedriving]

[Shepard is staring at the screen in surprise, and Monodramon is snickering. Forgive her, she's on drugs.]

Wha-- You're like, 12, I'm not--

[Monodramon tugs on her sleeve.]

I don't think he's talking to you. . . . But if he is, I'll kill him.

[video]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ fhlskgsjdgsldg ]

I — What? N-No! I wasn't — [ !!! ]

And I'm fifteen!

[ As if that makes it any better. He's basically holding his face in his hands now because oh god the embarrassment. ]

That — That was really meant for someone else, Commander, I promise. Not that —

[ Actually, no don't finish that sentence, Wally. ]

Er, never mind. Just. Pretend that didn't happen?

[video]

[pegasusonearth]

[ Kazu just stares at his D-terminal for a moment or two because really what the actual fuck. ]

Wally I think you really need to take it easy on the painkillers.

[video]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ GROAN ]

At least you don't think I'm hitting on you.

... You don't, do you? Because I'm not. I mean, no offense, that was just — supposed to be private.

audio

[greatwork]

If it's me you want to see in medical scrubs, it'll only be to dissect you to see how it's possible for a human to be alive without his brain.

audio

[chemistryinmotion]

[ .... yeah how about no ]

Yeah, no offense, babe, but no thanks. I'm rather fond of my brain. And being alive.

video;

[risette_truestory]

[ Laughing so hard that it hurts. ]

Wally, at this rate I don't think I'll be the only one giving you tender loving care.

video;

[chemistryinmotion]

[ sobbing on the inside ]

Are you sure you even want to anymore? This kinda ruined the mood.

[changelingdude]

Uh...listen dude I'm lonely without little Gar too but...do you even have a nurse outfit? I mean I'd look stunning in it sure...

[chemistryinmotion]

[ HEAD IN HANDS ]

No, dude, stop. I don't want you to crossdress for me. That was meant for Rise.

[text]

[acceptedburden]

With that video post I would assume you would want to be alone anyway.

But the number of people missing seems to be escalating. They were not with Taichi.

[text] I FORGOT WALLY TYPES... LIKE A TEENAGER I'M SORRY

[chemistryinmotion]

fhdskgurrgghh sorry u had to see that man but at least i can count on my bro to not make a big deal out of it

so thx 4 that

... think they went home or wut

[Video]

[visionaryblend]

Aw, I'm flattered boss.

Shame to say, I no longer have the figure for a Nurse's outfit.

[He needs something to do while watiting for someone to post bail

A pause.]

Ask Neku.

[Video] 1/3

[scratchitti]

...

[scratchitti]

Mr. H... I've idolized you as CAT for years. And as a friend and mentor since the Game...

[scratchitti]

But I will stab you in the face and regret nothing.

[video]

[genreawareness]

[. . .]

I hope you don't mind if I pass.

[video]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ sob ]

Yeah, uh, that was... meant for someone else.

[howamanlives]

Great.

Daisuke and I saved a freakin pervert.

1/2

[chemistryinmotion]

[ afhsldkg!!! ]

I'm not a pervert! That was for my girlfriend! Who, for the record, suggested the idea in the first place.

[video]

[strengthinkindness]

...U-um...W-Wally...? I-I don't think...

[Lopmon suddenly takes the terminal.] You better be joking, or your arm isn't gonna be the only thing broken!

L-Lopmon!

[video]

[chemistryinmotion]

[ oh no not more violent threats he gets enough of those from rise's lucemon fsdgljk ]

I — Yeah, that — that wasn't meant for you, Fluttershy. It was supposed to be private to Rise.

[ a groan while he runs his face over his hands ]

Sorry if you thought I was, you know, coming onto you.

video;

[recollection]

I'm sorry but... maybe you should check your filters before posting anything?

video;

[chemistryinmotion]

Yeah, uh. I'll be sure to triple check them next time. I think I've embarrassed myself enough for, like, at least a month.