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4.000 mph ⚡ NAILED IT (video/text)

private video call to RISE KUJIKAWA

[Except it's not actually private at all because he forgot to set the filter WHOOPS.

He's smirking up a storm as he holds up his right arm, which is currently in a sling. He almost looks proud about it (and maybe he kinda is).]

Hey, babe, looks like I got sent to the hospital anyway. I'm back at my place now, but if you're still up for it, you could come by later. I'd love to see you in that nurse outfit... and I could really use some good ole fashioned tender loving care right now.

actual private text to KALDUR'AHM

Looks like Rob's gone, too. Guess it's just you and me now.

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... Huh? Yeah, dude, I'm a superhero. I thought that was common knowledge by now.

Nah I just thought you were the victim of an unfortunate nickname and made really weird fashion choices from time to time or something.

[ He pauses and then adds. ]

There are people like that all over the place where I'm from.

... Uh. Yeah, no, I'm the real deal, not just some cosplayer from Comic Con or something.

[ He wishes he was just talking about cosplayers. He really does. ]

Shit, so saving the world and stuff is just everyday business for you or something?

[ Wally shrugs, that stupid smug smirk still stuck on his face. ]

Yup, pretty much. I mean, can't say I've really saved the world yet, but I'm getting there. Working my way up the ranks to the Justice League. Then I'll really get to save the world.

[ quietly sobs in a corner about what happens when wally does actually get to save the world ]

Oh...

[ Did all the Super Sentai series he watched as a little kid lie to him? They saved the world AT LEAST once a week. ]

So I guess I got one up on you here.

[ His team has totally been there done that with the save the world thing. Allow him to have brief smug moment. His are usually few and far between. ]

Hey, only because the Digital World decided to kidnap me from a totally lame point in my timeline. I'm sure I'll get to my fair share of worldsaving later on. I'd ask Kaldur, but I'm pretty sure that'd be spoiling things.

There's timeline differences stuff going on here too? As if just being 'digital' wasn't a weird enough concept already.

...You should at least ask him about sports scores and stuff.

[ Though he's fairly certain there's been at least a hundred scifi movies about why stuff like that isn't a good idea. ]

Yeah... I don't think he'd know about any of that, though. He's from Atlantis, I don't think he really pays attention to baseball scores. Besides, I've seen Back to the Future, I know that's not a good idea.

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