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[illusionsofgodhood]

[When the D-Terminal turns on, all that shows up is the face of a Keramon chewing on something long, black, and appearing to be made out of leather. It attempts to say something, but since it has something in its mouth, whatever words it says is mumbled and cannot be understood. Thankfully, there's someone else there.]

Keramon, it is rude to speak with your mouth full. Please try again when you're done.

[It drops whatever it was chewing on and looks past the screen apologetically.]

Sorry, captain. Was tryin' to tell ya that I got it workin' for ya.

Ah, I see. Thank you, Keramon.

[The D-Terminal is turned around to reveal Aizen kneeling on the ground in front of Keramon wearing a rather strange outfit and showing that the thing Keramon was chewing was in fact Aizen's left hand.]

My name is Sousuke Aizen and I am in need of some assistance. Keramon and I have been attempting to remove the bindings on me ourselves without success, so if anyone could lend us some sort of cutting implement, it would be appreciated. I would also like to ask if anyone knows where I could get a pair of glasses. Mine were broken and I would like to have them replaced as soon as possible.

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[perrytheperson]

[Perry eyes the outfit dubiously. He'd seen a lot of traps in his days. A LOT of weird ones at that. This one was still weird in his books. He looked around and held up a pair of scissors and a knife with a raised eyebrow. He wasn't sure if these would even work. Although he was mostly curious why this was guy was wearing such things in the first place.

He then puts the instruments down and draws a picture of a chain saw. Seriously, what kind of cutting implement are we talking here?]

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Aizen was going to respond until he sees the drawing of a chainsaw.]

...what in the world is that?

[perrytheperson]

[Perry looks at the drawing just to check it. Well it was pretty good in his opinion, but maybe Aizen hadn't seen chainsaws before. He writes it down below the picture.]

Chainsaw. Not sure where I would find one though.

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Fancy technology like chainsaws are not common in his little corner or Soul Society.]

And what, may I ask, does this...chainsaw do?

[perrytheperson]

[Perry doodles again. He likes drawing and sometimes it's just easier. He then turns the picture around. It's fairly simplistic, but accurate. The picture shows a non-descript person holding the chainsaw. The next panel shows them putting it against a tree. The last panel is the tree falling over, clearly cut in half.

There's a note at the bottom.]

That.

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Aizen looks downright surprised by the chainsaw drawings. This is a new thing and it's destructive. He wants to try this out just to see if it actually cuts trees in half. And maybe if it can cut people in half.

Thankfully, Aizen is a good enough actor to keep his expression one of surprise and slight interest.]

That is rather powerful for my purposes, but it is something that I've never quite seen before. Do you have one and if not, do you know where one could be found?

[perrytheperson]

I figured.

[He'd mostly meant it as a joke, seeing as the thing you are trying to get out of is ridiculous so why not make a ridiculous comment in turn. Granted, he hadn't expected you NOT to know what the chainsaw was.]

Not exactly something you can usually pull out of a hat. Try the general store.