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[illusionsofgodhood]

[When the D-Terminal turns on, all that shows up is the face of a Keramon chewing on something long, black, and appearing to be made out of leather. It attempts to say something, but since it has something in its mouth, whatever words it says is mumbled and cannot be understood. Thankfully, there's someone else there.]

Keramon, it is rude to speak with your mouth full. Please try again when you're done.

[It drops whatever it was chewing on and looks past the screen apologetically.]

Sorry, captain. Was tryin' to tell ya that I got it workin' for ya.

Ah, I see. Thank you, Keramon.

[The D-Terminal is turned around to reveal Aizen kneeling on the ground in front of Keramon wearing a rather strange outfit and showing that the thing Keramon was chewing was in fact Aizen's left hand.]

My name is Sousuke Aizen and I am in need of some assistance. Keramon and I have been attempting to remove the bindings on me ourselves without success, so if anyone could lend us some sort of cutting implement, it would be appreciated. I would also like to ask if anyone knows where I could get a pair of glasses. Mine were broken and I would like to have them replaced as soon as possible.

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[palerapture]

[The video flicks on to show a rather concerned looking teen, because wow that must really suck.]

Dude, how the hell did you even get in that? How'd you get out of the terminal room? Did your Digimon have to drag you out of there or something? I just left there a little while ago, but I think I remember the way back.

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[illusionsofgodhood]

[Aizen's just thankful the chair didn't come with, to be honest.]

Someone else put it on me. I walked out since this doesn't restrict my movement as much as it appears to. Keramon didn't need to drag me out.

[And speaking of his partner, he moves into view next to Aizen and grins.]

Would've helped him if he needed it though! But the captain's stubborn and doesn't let somethin' like this stop him.

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[palerapture]

[John gives a snort of amusement at the mental image, but he's already looking through a kitchen drawer and grabbing the sharpest knife he can find.]

Wow, that must have been embarrassing. I'd ask why someone would put something like that on you, but I'm not sure if I want the answer to that.

[There's some things that should stay behind closed doors after all, but apparently the digital world didn't care what people were doing when it pulls them in.]

I can be there soon, a knife should be better than a pair of teeth at least.

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[manticora]

...Are those bindings from your world?

[Those don't seem very appealing.]

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[illusionsofgodhood]

They are in fact from my world.

[They're even less appealing when you've been in them for seventeen months.]

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[manticora]

[There must be a reason...]

What type of material is that?

[interspace]

[ JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN AIZEN GET IN THE TRAILMON ]

Where... even are you right now? Like, would scissors even work on that?

[illusionsofgodhood]

[He looks over at his partner and lets him field that first question.]

We're outside of the main terminal!

As for your second question, I'm not sure. I highly doubt it's made of the same things as it was before I arrived here.

[interspace]

[ So glad that she isn't video right now. To cover her pause, she shuffles a few things around on her desk while she looks for some scissors or... any sort of implement, really. ]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[gallowshumor]

[ Keramon? Keramon! And that gets another Keramon pouncing eagerly on his partner's D-Terminal and his partner and draping around the Undertaker all excitedly as he shows him the sight of a kinsman. Kinsmon? Either way....

This Keramon has its big hands all around the D-Terminal, but the Undertaker watches amusedly over its spindly shoulders. ]

We got a scythe! You wanna scythe? Ekekee! That should cut it!

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[illusionsofgodhood]

[Keramon!! Aizen's own Keramon takes up the screen again to peer at another of its own kind, looking incredibly excited.]

A scythe? Would that work? Hey captain, d'ya think it'd work to use a scythe?

I imagine it would cut me as well.

We could try it, right? I mean, you're immortal and all so it'd be fine if ya got cut.

I'd rather not test it. Besides, it'd be quite painful and that's something I don't want to deal with at the moment.

...I appreciate the offer though. [No he doesn't.]

[gallowshumor]

[ Now it's hard to see the Undertaker at all, his Keramon just as excited as the other, face pressed to the screen because Keramon! He's got a sibling! (Or so he decides.) They can hang out and play like all the other Digimon won't and everything!

And there's a tittering from the Undertaker himself, visible as little more than a long-nailed hand as he pats his partner between the 'ears'. ]

Please, milord, I would not be nearly so unprofessional as to cut you along with your bindings... unless that was also part of the request. But very well, leather is hardly the material my scythe is meant to cut, anyway.

Right, right! Death scythe! So much for that! Kekeke! Keramon let's go play sometime soon okay?? We can get All-You-Can-Eat at Burgermon Cafe!!

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[doesnotgetit]

[Wow, what.]

I'm guessing that's not some weird fashion statement in your world, huh. [It was meant to be a joke, but her voice sounds so flat when she says it, it's a bit hard to tell.] How'd you get caught in that? Maybe if you just do whatever it was in reverse, it'll work.

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[illusionsofgodhood]

If it was, it would be less embarrassing. [It's cool, he's normally monotone when not pretending to be a nice guy, so he gets it.] Someone put me in it against my will. It wasn't meant for the person wearing it to take it off.

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[doesnotgetit]

... So it's like a straitjacket. Why would someone force you into a horrible thing like that?

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[third_wheel]

[...what. What is that outfit. Daichi can't contain his first thought:]

Perv! You can't post things like that on the network, there are kids here!!

[...Daichi, what kinda porn have you been watching that you auto assume Aizen is some kinda bondage leather daddy?!]

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[illusionsofgodhood]

[It's a prison uniform, Daichi. God, what do your prisoners wear, orange jumpsuits or something?

And you've gained one look of outright confusion from Aizen.]

...Excuse me? What are you talking about?

[Answer: Obviously the best kind of porn.]

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[myfedorarocks]

[He stares at Aizen for a long time, glancing back at his partner in the background for a moment before he smirks briefly.]

That's some get-up.

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[illusionsofgodhood]

[By this point, he's getting used to the reactions.]

This is not something I'd wear by choice.

[perrytheperson]

[Perry eyes the outfit dubiously. He'd seen a lot of traps in his days. A LOT of weird ones at that. This one was still weird in his books. He looked around and held up a pair of scissors and a knife with a raised eyebrow. He wasn't sure if these would even work. Although he was mostly curious why this was guy was wearing such things in the first place.

He then puts the instruments down and draws a picture of a chain saw. Seriously, what kind of cutting implement are we talking here?]

[illusionsofgodhood]

[Aizen was going to respond until he sees the drawing of a chainsaw.]

...what in the world is that?

[betrayalcutsdeep]

I have a katana I could lend, if you're willing to trust my skill not to cut you with your bindings.

Uhhh...I dunno, partner. Maybe he's tied up for a reason...

[illusionsofgodhood]

If you truly believe that your skill is that great, then I see no reason to stop you.

[Bound or not, he could probably escape getting seriously hurt if he tried.

Keramon, however, is not too pleased with Jin's partner.]

What are ya tryin' to say about the captain?

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[renegadedriving]

[ . . . ]

Is there a reason you're in fetish gear?

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[illusionsofgodhood]

It's not fetish gear, but there is a reason that I'm in this.