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[illusionsofgodhood]

[When the D-Terminal turns on, all that shows up is the face of a Keramon chewing on something long, black, and appearing to be made out of leather. It attempts to say something, but since it has something in its mouth, whatever words it says is mumbled and cannot be understood. Thankfully, there's someone else there.]

Keramon, it is rude to speak with your mouth full. Please try again when you're done.

[It drops whatever it was chewing on and looks past the screen apologetically.]

Sorry, captain. Was tryin' to tell ya that I got it workin' for ya.

Ah, I see. Thank you, Keramon.

[The D-Terminal is turned around to reveal Aizen kneeling on the ground in front of Keramon wearing a rather strange outfit and showing that the thing Keramon was chewing was in fact Aizen's left hand.]

My name is Sousuke Aizen and I am in need of some assistance. Keramon and I have been attempting to remove the bindings on me ourselves without success, so if anyone could lend us some sort of cutting implement, it would be appreciated. I would also like to ask if anyone knows where I could get a pair of glasses. Mine were broken and I would like to have them replaced as soon as possible.

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[palerapture]

[The video flicks on to show a rather concerned looking teen, because wow that must really suck.]

Dude, how the hell did you even get in that? How'd you get out of the terminal room? Did your Digimon have to drag you out of there or something? I just left there a little while ago, but I think I remember the way back.

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[manticora]

...Are those bindings from your world?

[Those don't seem very appealing.]

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[ JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN AIZEN GET IN THE TRAILMON ]

Where... even are you right now? Like, would scissors even work on that?

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[gallowshumor]

[ Keramon? Keramon! And that gets another Keramon pouncing eagerly on his partner's D-Terminal and his partner and draping around the Undertaker all excitedly as he shows him the sight of a kinsman. Kinsmon? Either way....

This Keramon has its big hands all around the D-Terminal, but the Undertaker watches amusedly over its spindly shoulders. ]

We got a scythe! You wanna scythe? Ekekee! That should cut it!

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[doesnotgetit]

[Wow, what.]

I'm guessing that's not some weird fashion statement in your world, huh. [It was meant to be a joke, but her voice sounds so flat when she says it, it's a bit hard to tell.] How'd you get caught in that? Maybe if you just do whatever it was in reverse, it'll work.

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[third_wheel]

[...what. What is that outfit. Daichi can't contain his first thought:]

Perv! You can't post things like that on the network, there are kids here!!

[...Daichi, what kinda porn have you been watching that you auto assume Aizen is some kinda bondage leather daddy?!]

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[myfedorarocks]

[He stares at Aizen for a long time, glancing back at his partner in the background for a moment before he smirks briefly.]

That's some get-up.

[perrytheperson]

[Perry eyes the outfit dubiously. He'd seen a lot of traps in his days. A LOT of weird ones at that. This one was still weird in his books. He looked around and held up a pair of scissors and a knife with a raised eyebrow. He wasn't sure if these would even work. Although he was mostly curious why this was guy was wearing such things in the first place.

He then puts the instruments down and draws a picture of a chain saw. Seriously, what kind of cutting implement are we talking here?]

[betrayalcutsdeep]

I have a katana I could lend, if you're willing to trust my skill not to cut you with your bindings.

Uhhh...I dunno, partner. Maybe he's tied up for a reason...

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[renegadedriving]

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Is there a reason you're in fetish gear?