6.000 mph ⚡ SURPRISE PARTY (video)

[chemistryinmotion]

private network video ; filtered from RISE KUJIKAWA

Alright, ladies and gents, listen up. This weekend is my girlfriend's birthday! Sooo, I wanna throw her a big surprise party for her sweet sixteen. I, uh, I'm assuming everyone knows who she is? But for those of you who don't: yes, I'm dating Rise Kujikawa.

[ He looks away for a moment, counting on his fingers, then looks back with a pleased grin on his face. ]

Yeah, for two months on June 10th.

Anyway, everyone's invited, I just need a couple people to help me out with baking, since I'm kinda trying to attempt to make a 16-tier cake. Cam, Neku, you aren't allowed near the kitchen again.

And I'll probably be throwing this shindig at the karaoke place where she works, I just need to talk to someone else who works there to figure out the logistics of it all. Obviously it'll be on her birthday — June 1st — and she's got that day off, so I'd just need to get a room big enough for... well, a lot of people. The biggest one possible. Not sure how much that'd cost, either. Man, my paycheck is gonna be gone by the end of this week...

But yeah. RSVP here so I know how big of a room to get. I think the 16-tier cake'll cover the food part.

[ Or, in case you don't want to listen to him talk: ]

mass private text message ; filtered from RISE KUJIKAWA

SURPRISE SWEET SIXTEEN PARTY FOR RISE KUJIKAWA THIS WEEKEND!!!

WHEN: SATURDAY JUNE 1ST @ 9 PM
WHERE: THE KARAOKE BAR

THERE WILL BE CAKE
IT IS NOT A LIE
HELP NEEDED FOR BAKING

PLS RSVP ASAP TYVM

AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING PRESENTS!!! :)

Comments

[audio]

[greatwork]

Wow, she has bad taste.

You know that a sixteen-tier cake is more likely to collapse under its own weight, right? Not to mention there's no way it is going to fit through the door to whatever you're wanting to do.

And for the love of all things holy and unholy, if you're going to try to do this at her job, clear it with the workplace first. Unless your goal is to make sure she doesn't have a job anymore, in which case, carry on.

not here;

[risette_truestory]

[ Bad taste? She'd hate that. If Rise heard this, she would say, "Please stop taking the romance out of this!" ]

[audio] 1/2

[chemistryinmotion]

[ ... wow r00d ]

[audio] 2/3 i lied

[chemistryinmotion]

[ there's a long pause before wally actually answers ]

[audio] 3/3

[chemistryinmotion]

Okay, ignoring the fact that you just insulted me and my girlfriend, you do know that karaoke bars have big parties like this all the time, right? That's kind of the point. She's not gonna get fired for me giving them business.

I am rethinking the cake, though. I might just do eight and eight. I mean, my mom's wedding cake had ten tiers, so eight should be manageable. Plus, two cakes is better than one.

[audio]

[greatwork]

I insult everyone, don't feel special. Just make sure it doesn't happen when she's supposed to be working, is my point.

Getting the number of people and assorted other cake-eating creatures who plan to show up before planning the cake would be wiser.

[audio]

[chemistryinmotion]

I already know she's not working. It's her birthday, who works on their birthday?

Anyway, it looks like there's gonna be at least 15 people, maybe more. And it's always good to plan for more.

[ so there's extra for him if they don't show up ]

[audio]

[greatwork]

Do entry-level grunt workers get that kind of control over their schedules?

Well, if you're planning on having to carry out more than half of it again as leftovers, that works.

[audio]

[chemistryinmotion]

Not really, but you can still request days off. And I'm pretty sure she's requested her birthday off.

We might be eating cake for a week after this, but I'm cool with that.

[audio]

[greatwork]

And you're averse to confirming this?

... Well, when you put it like that, it doesn't sound bad.

[audio]

[chemistryinmotion]

I'll confirm it when I call to reserve! Jeez.

I'll share some if you ask nicely.

[audio]

[greatwork]

I'll consider it.

[audio]

[chemistryinmotion]

What's there to consider? I'm offering free cake! All you gotta say is "please share your cake with me, Wally, I'll love you forever if you do."

[audio]

[greatwork]

If you're asking me to trade my dignity for sweets, I'm fairly sure there are far more lucrative ways I could do that.

[audio]

[chemistryinmotion]

Alright, fine, a simple "please" would work too.

[audio]

[greatwork]

We'll see.