[event: mario kart]

[shamanicdata]

We come here seeking an audience with the Chosen Children for the good of the Digital World, yet we find them playing in the streets!

Unacceptable. [Sakuyamon, Miko Mode, brandishes her haraegushi. Yep, she's pissed.]

Heed me, Chosen Children, for I will not repeat myself. With me are Petermon and Tinkermon, and they shall be given orders to stop this game at once.

They will enter one of your races, and should they win, these distractions will cease and you will focus your attentions on the villages who have been attacked, and protecting those that soon will be. Should you instead win [a bit of a condescending pause] then you may have your toys back.

Uphold your end of the bargain, Chosen Children, because we will ours. [A wave of her empty hand this time. Let the games begin.]


Connection terminated |



[[ooc: MINI-EVENT IS A GO! Petermon and Tinkermon will be entering the Chain Chomp Wheel race-- a battle course, appropriately enough-- so start your engines and get to racing! The race doesn't need to get to completion-- you just have to knock out their balloons. Should the two NPCs have three or less between them, then you win and you can race in Rainbow Road! Good luck!

In addition, if you haven't gotten your Digimon to get to Champion level yet, then feel free to do so now, because you'll need all the help you can get to win.]]

Comments

[myfedorarocks]

Really, this is why you don't ask teenagers to save the world.

It's hardly our fault that your world is as stable as Windows ME.

[video]

[greatwork]

[Congratulations, Sakuyamon, you are the first person to actually piss her off to the point where she's actually showing her face in a feed.]

Eck-fucking-scuse me? Now you listen here, I can guarantee I hate these stupid games a lot more than you, but what fucking right do you have to barge in on this? Villages being attacked? First I've fucking heard of it! Bargain? What bargain, you've just fucking waltzed in here and laid down terms like you're some sort of all-powerful foxy bint who can just do whatever you please!

So fuck you, lady, we've all been kidnapped by some bullshit, none of us exactly asked to be here, and no one will fucking tell us shit! And you're mad that these incompetent wankstains are trying to make the best of, may I hammer the point home, being taken against our will across worlds while some of us had far better shit to be doing?

[video]

[neverlanddata]

Cuz she's an Ultra Super Mega digimon!

[The boy laughs a bit at his own joke. The feed currently showing that he is pretending to sit on the air, circling around slowly with his hands in his laps. He was trying his best to behave maybe?]

[video]

[greatwork]

[And this gets Gazimon to interject.]

Bullshit, she's just Ultimate, and the only Super Ultimate is me!

[And Alex quietly shoves her out of the feed.]

Do you have to provoke their verbal diarrhea? We don't need more shit falling out of their mouths.

As for you, kid, you can kindly go sit on a rake and spin for a while, and put the over-entitled twat I was talking to back on.

[video]

[leviadata]

[Behold, another Digimon pops up, a snarl on her lips. She's smaller than the others, much smaller.]

Don't say such things about Petermon! ...Or Miko Saku. [The second is an afterthought.] You wanna? We'll beat you, we will!

[video]

[greatwork]

I wasn't asking you either, pint-size. I'll say whatever I damn well please, and I can say it just as snottily as your fox up there.

I'm not here to race you, because frankly, that quite probably wins the award for the stupidest thing I've heard since I arrived here- Beating out some stiff competition, for the record, including card games, bikinis as battlewear, and some magicians, so congratulations there- I'm just here to tell you to pull that rod out of your asses. Though I would like to get this to queen fox-bitch up there, not you, so kindly put her back on before I really get going.

[video]

[neverlanddata]

Oh! Tinkermon! I think someone is afraid!

Good children shouldn't be cursing though. It's against the rules in Never-Ever Land.[It seems to be an afterthought, though he is frowning now.]

[video]

[greatwork]

Are you trying to bait me with fucking schoolyard tactics?

Oh, no, I'm so frightened of breaking the rules of a place with a fucking retarded name that I'm nowhere near, if that place even exists at all, not to mention I'm not a fucking child you incompetent shitwipe. You don't like it? Fine by me, I haven't even gotten started yet, so why don't you just hand the phone over to the fox and put your hands over your bloody ears so you don't have to deal with it? Problem: Solved.

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[fuhrinkaed]

Okay, I was trying to just watch and maybe hope that you would maybe not make a really powerful digimon really angry but. Two things.

One, maybe can you calm down just a pinch..?

Two... Bikinis? As battlewear? You're kidding, right?

[video]

[greatwork]

I will not be condescended to by these fucking things.

Christ, even you can see how stupid that is.

Re: [video]

[fuhrinkaed]

Well, yeah, I'm not saying she has a good point. If we'd known we needed to not be playing around we'd probably not be playing around. I mean, I know I wouldn't be.

Still, getting mad at people just for being dumb doesn't make them less dumb. It just makes you angry.

[greatwork]

No shit, there is no way to make people stop being dumb. I learned that as soon as I could fucking talk. But maybe if I get angry enough they can fucking try to use those useless sacks of water they call brains enough to think about what they're doing!

[fuhrinkaed]

Alex.

They're digimon. They're made of data. Their brains don't have water.

[greatwork]

Is this really the time to be pedantic?

[fuhrinkaed]

I think it's for the best to assume that they're going to do what they're going to do and we should work on figuring out what we're going to do about it. [Nodnod.]

[greatwork]

How about we don't fucking play along? Some foxy tart thinks she can waltz in here and decide that since she doesn't like what we're doing, she can just take it away? Why the fuck, exactly, should we agree to this?

[needsteaplz]

[Saori opens her mouth to speak but pauses to give it a thought.]

Wait a second, how come we never heard of these attacks? Or did I somehow miss any posts regarding them?

[She sighs. Though she had to wonder about Sakuyamon because miko and fox themes did ping something in her. She'll wonder about that later.]

You know if you had asked nicely, I'm sure a lot of us could've gone over and helped. Also...seriously, Petermon and Tinkermon? Wow, this place does take inspiration from anything.

[shamanicdata]

How would Digimon have access to D-Terminals, when it is a device only for Chosen Children?

[Food for thought, Saori!]

[needsteaplz]

[Oops, got her there.]

Well not necessarily through a D-terminal, but they could've come into the city! Were there any attempts to send a messenger over?

Look, we don't have to do this battle and waste time and energy! Instead, you insist on this challenge of yours and getting some of the others here think you're the enemy! You're not exactly doing a good job trying to get our trust here!

[hardworkingprince]

Attacks?

Might I ask for more information? This is the first I have heard of it. [an awkward pause] From the looks of things, I do not seem to be the only one...

[whitefeather]

As you can probably see, your little worlds got an information sharing problem.
Anyway, attacked villages? Do tell.

[video]

[watchesoverthem]

[Well big damn heroine is immediately on point.]

Where are these villages? I haven't heard anything about an attack, but I can help now.

[perrytheperson]

[Perry raises an eyebrow. He'd heard about attacks that had happened before but nothing recent. He shrugs and looks at Bartholomew who appears just as confused.]

Not everyone is playing ma'am. We weren't aware that villages outside of this place were being attacked. No one has said anything anyway.

It seems like it would have been more beneficial to simply tell us of this occurring instead of storming in here all angry.

video;

[risette_truestory]

How do you expect us to --- hey! Wait! I still have some questions, you!

[howamanlives]

What, you guys are so uptight they can't take people having a little fun?

... but what's this about villages being attacked?!