[event: mario kart]

[shamanicdata]

We come here seeking an audience with the Chosen Children for the good of the Digital World, yet we find them playing in the streets!

Unacceptable. [Sakuyamon, Miko Mode, brandishes her haraegushi. Yep, she's pissed.]

Heed me, Chosen Children, for I will not repeat myself. With me are Petermon and Tinkermon, and they shall be given orders to stop this game at once.

They will enter one of your races, and should they win, these distractions will cease and you will focus your attentions on the villages who have been attacked, and protecting those that soon will be. Should you instead win [a bit of a condescending pause] then you may have your toys back.

Uphold your end of the bargain, Chosen Children, because we will ours. [A wave of her empty hand this time. Let the games begin.]


Connection terminated |



[[ooc: MINI-EVENT IS A GO! Petermon and Tinkermon will be entering the Chain Chomp Wheel race-- a battle course, appropriately enough-- so start your engines and get to racing! The race doesn't need to get to completion-- you just have to knock out their balloons. Should the two NPCs have three or less between them, then you win and you can race in Rainbow Road! Good luck!

In addition, if you haven't gotten your Digimon to get to Champion level yet, then feel free to do so now, because you'll need all the help you can get to win.]]

Comments

[greatwork]

Then at least ask the fucking cockbiter who showed up to whine about the attacks for her information on them, you stupid arse.

[fuhrinkaed]

Oh. I was going to let you do that since you're better at asking questions. Then you started cursing instead... And then you said something about some weird battle bikini... And then I was like wait I know I didn't hear that right and I called you, and here we are.

[greatwork]

I'll stop cursing when she stops being a fucking idiot.

[fuhrinkaed]

You know, she could just be a little buggy or something. Cursing wouldn't help that.

[greatwork]

Wouldn't that be akin to a mental defect?

[fuhrinkaed]

Maybe. Remember a couple days ago where everyone was acting weird? It could be something like that that's keeping her from seeing things rationally.

[greatwork]

Did that affect any Digimon?

[fuhrinkaed]

Gomamon was really clingy, and Guilmon was actually really competent. So I think so?

[greatwork]

... Huh. As natives, I'd assumed they'd had a better resistance to those things.

[fuhrinkaed]

If you think about it, it makes more sense that they'd be vulnerable to program errors... we might have some kind of biological component to us still, and the programming if we are data is way more complex.

They're all data, so a bug will screw up all of them. [Nodnod.]

[greatwork]

And you're some sort of data expert now?

[fuhrinkaed]

...Well, no, not exactly.