[ A pouty girl appears once the video feed flips on. She's curled up on her bed, laying on a huge bearmon plush that she got from a certain green friend of hers. ]

Not that this matters much, considering everything that's been going on, but it was my birthday yesterday. I guess that means I'm sixteen now.

Back home I'm famous, so I would have gotten a few bags full of mail and presents from fans. I guess I just... miss that.

Whatever, I know it's stupid, okay? You don't have to tell me that. I know everyone has way more important things to deal with than my birthday.


[Private to Hibiki Ganaha]
Thanks for the meal yesterday. That was really nice of you.

 [The feed clicks on, and it shows Wheeljack, or rather, him in his new, shiny human form, lying on the couch. He's still not exactly fond of this whole clothes thing, but Thane said it was a courtesy thing in public, right? Well right now, it's his turf--aside from the roommates, and his rule is shirts come off when in the apartment (Pants are a different story. He gets impatient trying to take those off. Too many buttons and zippers for his liking). So enjoy the view of shirtless, sockless, and whatever other -less you can be lying on the couch in front of you, digidestined/Digimon.

Gazimon is sitting on his back, head nestled into his shoulder..]

You could have at least put your shirt on.

[He turns to her for a second, eyebrow perked.]

Quiet.

[Back to the feed!]

Okay, so let's get a few things sorted out. One, I don't know what a digidestined is, but I don't want any part of it--

Ugh, you don't get what 'destined' means do you!?

[Ignoring that.]

Two, name's Wheeljack. I'm not usually like this. I'm about twelve feet taller and loaded with more weaponry than half your armies can even think of.  This? [He gestures to Gazimon] is You.

[He's completely unaware of how that must sound.]

And she's annoying.

HEY!! 

[There's a smack to the head from her, giving a little growl. In return, he only smirks.]

And three, my abdomen's really hurting.  Is this a thing with humans?

[Dracmons are known to be mischief causing Virus Digimon, right? Well, this feed is the perfect example of one. The feed just shows just a regular Dracmon except somehow, there are two giant. curly, black pigtails that he somehow pinned onto his helmet-head thing. He laughs as he fluffs up his giant curls in his hands.]

Hehehe! Humans are really weird, you know? Dracmon is bored with his partner sleeping. Like, really bored! Soooooo, he did a little investigating around the apartment.

Guess what? She has removable hair! Isn't that weird? Dracmon is looking pretty cute in the lady's hair, huh?

[He laughs again, giving a twirl even with the pigtails are on the ground.]

Dracmon is curious about other partners! Do they have removable hair too or what? Share with Dracmon! It's not like he will bite! And-

[He suddenly stops because a human hand grabs his head, black nails about to dig into him. As much as you can see is some detailed lolita clothes, but guessing from the posture and that hand, it's not a happy person.]

How dare you, you little fuc-

Time to go!

[The feed suddenly goes off.]

So uh.

[Palms the back of his neck. How does I social interaction.] Hey, those Digimon who wanted stuff done? Like scarves and things. I got 'em. Just tell me where you guys live and I'll drop 'em off.

[Off-screen, you can hear a Salamon going "And he'll make more for other people too!!"]

Stop saying shit before me! Sheesh...

Yeah, what he said, but I ain't doing all that big elaborate stuff 'cause I don't have enough materials lyin' around.

And well uh.

[Fidget.] You still want those lessons, Fluttershy?


[[ooc: I don't remember the requesters off the top of my head but if your Digimon asked for something in Kanji's previous post, this is your claiming post! Also, other guys, feel free to make more requests.]]