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May 22nd, 2013
[Today's broadcast is brought to you by Shepard's D-Terminal... But she's not on the screen. Nor is Monodramon. Instead, it's shaky footage taken from eye level, and it very rapidly becomes apparent that it's battle footage. From Shepard's helmet.]
[Of the first 7 and a half minutes of this. (Spoilers for the end of Mass Effect 2! Those who don't want to watch all 7 minutes can get the gist from the first thirty seconds and a quick glance at 6:10.)]
[Why? Well. Shepard figured out how to transfer files from her helmet's eyepiece to her D-Terminal, and determined that clip dangerously classified and disturbing enough to flat up delete, rather than risk anyone stumbling upon it.]
[And Monodramon has just broadcast it to the entire network by mistake.]
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[Of the first 7 and a half minutes of this. (Spoilers for the end of Mass Effect 2! Those who don't want to watch all 7 minutes can get the gist from the first thirty seconds and a quick glance at 6:10.)]
[Why? Well. Shepard figured out how to transfer files from her helmet's eyepiece to her D-Terminal, and determined that clip dangerously classified and disturbing enough to flat up delete, rather than risk anyone stumbling upon it.]
[And Monodramon has just broadcast it to the entire network by mistake.]
[The feed shoots on and by the look of the background, it's the ice cream shoppe! It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't for the angry Arcee face staring into the screen. Judging by what she has on, someone's on the clock. Things must be slow.]
Look, I don't know if this is some sort of cute little human thing, but throwing away food needs to stop. I don't think you people realize how lucky you have it--
[Bullmon cuts in, shoving his big fat face into the screen, half way shoving Arcee's out in the process. There's panic in those big, blue eyes of his.
...He's also wearing a cute little paper hat.]
For the love of anything, finish your ice cream! This woman is crazy, she's been chasing out people and Digimon alik--
[Arcee begins shoving back at this point.]
You're gonna to get me fired.
You're becoming obsessed!
I'm not obsessed, I'm ...passionate.
[Amidst their struggle, the feed turns off.
Well, that was, um, certainly a thing.]
Look, I don't know if this is some sort of cute little human thing, but throwing away food needs to stop. I don't think you people realize how lucky you have it--
[Bullmon cuts in, shoving his big fat face into the screen, half way shoving Arcee's out in the process. There's panic in those big, blue eyes of his.
...He's also wearing a cute little paper hat.]
For the love of anything, finish your ice cream! This woman is crazy, she's been chasing out people and Digimon alik--
[Arcee begins shoving back at this point.]
You're gonna to get me fired.
You're becoming obsessed!
I'm not obsessed, I'm ...passionate.
[Amidst their struggle, the feed turns off.
Well, that was, um, certainly a thing.]
