[Today's camera pops up and shows the one and only Guil--wait where's Guilmon and why is this fox wearing her scarf? Well, at least Ed's standing next to her.]

Good afternoon, fellow denizens of the Terminal. I am Kyubimon, the evolved form of Guilmon.

I am known as the Flame of Balance. My interests include setting my foes alight with the dark blaze of my Fox-Tail Inferno, standing in the sunset, and running on the water. As a superior being, I have many thoughts and am continuing this log of my exploits so that you might hear my wisdom and learn much from it. [She huffs, fur puffing up slightly.]

As such, I shall now open the floor to any questions you may have. But be warned, the knowledge which I hold might make your skull itself implode.

So anyways, Guilmon finally digivolved. She's... kind of cool..? [He doesn't sound so sure about that. Kyubimon sees to bristle slightly.]

Do not be silly. I am maximum cool.

[As the video clicks on, a very tanned man is peering into the feed, and pulls back after a moment with a satisfactory nod before addressing someone off-screen.]

Well, at least the tech is easy to understand, if not a bit primitive. 'Course, a few upgrades would make this baby sparkle, but since I don't have access to my inventory anymore -- !

[The man's expression darkens visibly at this, but he is interrupted by a somewhat irritated, soft but masculine voice before he can continue.]

You do realize that you're broadcasting.

Oh? [Swindle looks back to the Digivice and, after a second of close examination, bursts into a wide grin, immediately wiping away any negative emotion he might've been showing before.] Aha. So I am! Hello, fine citizens! Now, I gotta say -- the marketing for this place? Definitely could use some work. Now, my associate here -- Strabimon, was it? Fine name, by the way! Well, he tells me that it would be a good idea to get a feel for this place while we look around and find our, ah, housing for my little stay here.

The name's Swindle, and normally, I would introduce myself as your friendly intergalactic arms dealer, but unfortunately, I seem to have been cut off from my stock of fine weaponry -- a smaaaaall but very poor decision on the part of whoever brought me here. Just saying. So in the meantime, I suppose I'll simply have to be just another citizen -- although the new look really isn't doing anything for me. I look forward to getting to know you all -- I certainly enjoy a bit of diversity in my life now and then.

[Finally, the source of the other voice pops up in the screen -- a Strabimon, who stares at Swindle with a bored expression for a moment before asking,]

...Are you finally done?

[The Terminal starts up in Burgermon's diner kitchen. Elecmon is filming while Saori has a burger on a plate. She places the plate down so everyone can get a better look at it. There's a rather generous amount of red sauce on it.]

Whew, Saori! My eyes are watering from just having that thing so close to me! You sure people are really gonna eat this? 

Well, you know what they, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

[She addresses the audience with a smile.]

Hello, everyone. With Burgermon's permission, I created a new challenge. Hope you guys can handle a little spice, because this won't be easy. What I have here is the spicy burger and if anyone who participates can eat all of it, it's free. Of course there will be fries and a drink, but I'm sure that won't be able to save you from it at all. If you're still up to it, please come down to Burgermon's diner if you have time. Hope to see you here soon. Maybe if there's more demand, I could make more dishes to add to the challenge like curry or fried rice.