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August 23rd, 2013
[ On the feed is a smirking Impmon. He clears his throat loudly and, holding up a piece of paper to the camera, he majestically declares: ]
Attention human boys, girls and Digimon! Today is a very special day. It's someone's birthday and it's supposedly human tradition to give 'em cakes and other sweet and delicious confections on their birthday, right? Right! So! As you're all such kind people, you should leave this guy some cake. His name is Squall Leonhart, for the record. Just... leave it outside his door, okay? Floor 02, room 008. It's across from 007 in case you can't find it! You don't have to knock, just leave it there and he'll get it!
What the hell are you doing, you dumbass pixie?
Uhhh... like I said, room 007! Lots of cake! Otherwise he'll never smile and you guys don't want that, right?!
[ The feed cuts out... which probably saves the younger viewers from having to see Impmon get knocked upside the head for being a nuisance and trying to con people out of cake. ]
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Attention human boys, girls and Digimon! Today is a very special day. It's someone's birthday and it's supposedly human tradition to give 'em cakes and other sweet and delicious confections on their birthday, right? Right! So! As you're all such kind people, you should leave this guy some cake. His name is Squall Leonhart, for the record. Just... leave it outside his door, okay? Floor 02, room 008. It's across from 007 in case you can't find it! You don't have to knock, just leave it there and he'll get it!
What the hell are you doing, you dumbass pixie?
Uhhh... like I said, room 007! Lots of cake! Otherwise he'll never smile and you guys don't want that, right?!
[ The feed cuts out... which probably saves the younger viewers from having to see Impmon get knocked upside the head for being a nuisance and trying to con people out of cake. ]
