Helloooooooo newbies!

Dr. Harleen Quinnzel here! Resident head shrunken for the whole city! And I wanna welcome you to this crazy nonsense world you've found through the looking glass, rabbit hole or wardrobe. Got any questions? Need some help settling in? Just need someone to talk to?

heck I'll even chat you up if your bored. But not if you're boring!

I have a relaxed office set up in my apartment, first floor, room ten! 

Walk ins are welcome, free of charge unless we make it a regular professional thing.

i do accept gifts and payments in the form of candy, food, sugary sodas, more adult beverages...aw heck I'll barter with ya I'm a very open minded head case...fixer.

of course like I said it's not required. Just drop me a line! 

[At first, there would be nothing but a thin veil of static on the screen accompanied by the sounds of someone muttering and pressing buttons; though eventually a very tired, confused face would appear as it gave the screen an appraising once over before the man decided to actually try speaking]

Uhh...hey, is this thing on? Helloooooo? Anyone out there that can hear me?

Umm...Mister?

One sec Raine...just tryin to figure this thing out real quick.

[The man gave the screen a few taps with his finger as if he were inspecting a microphone, even going so far as to clear his throat as one might do before making an important speech before smiling kindheartedly and beginning to speak in earnest]

If I might have your attention for a few minutes, I'd like to send a message out. My name is Laguna Loire and my vice assistant Raine here has informed me that I can talk to other people in this..."Terminal" through this doodlevice here!

Uh...its...called a Digivice sir...

Right, Digivice...Anywho, I'd like to say I have everything under control here but...I might need just a tiny bit of help navigating this place, honestly I don't have a clue! So...any assistance would be appreciated!

[With that, Laguna leaned forward and began to whisper into the Digivice as if he were delivering a secret message to someone]

Also...Kiros? Ward? If you're there, I need backup! I repeat, backup is definitely needed!

 Right. So I'm going to start this with a  simple:

Tasha? Tony? Well really any of you guys. You wouldn't happen to be here too? 

Hmm. Well, so the furby and the kid have told me that I'm stuck here.

[Clint can be seen looking around, he seems to be outside the building he was pulled into]

While I really wish I could say this is the first time I've been pulled into an interdimensional portal, my life really isn't that boring. The scenery is better at least.

[He looks to one one side, as someone's poking at him.]

Oh, and this is my own personal chia pet that talks.

[He turns the terminal to reveal a Yokomon sitting beside him with a big smile.]

I'm Yokomon, nice to meet you.

[He turns the camera back onto himself.]

Yeah, she's kind of polite, go figure. So, is there anything good to eat around here and do they accept American Dollars?

[When the feed switches on, there's the soft strains of a young girl singing, as she hesitantly makes her way through the city. While Yulie doesn't necessarily realize it's recording, she had been working on figuring out how to use the D-Terminal, so-]

Let us make a promise here and now, walking together hand touching hand... Let us make a promise, make it true, never again to cry alone...

[Oh, so it was recording, after all... Yulie realizes this, and looks a little apologetic at having shared her song with the rest of the network.]

Oh, is it on? I'm sorry, I didn't realize...

He- Crabmon said to use this in case someone might know... I think I've gotten separated from my friends- I haven't been able to find them...

[Softly, almost too quiet to be heard:]

Kresnik, what should I do? I'm not sure...

*Dante is strangely absent from this video, but Coronamon appears to be sitting on the floor next to a bed. His tail is curled onto his lap and he seems to have been crying. In fact, he still hasn't gotten his sobs fully under control by the time he starts recording.*

Since...since a lot of you know Dante and are friends with him... *Sniff.* I should probably tell you. He's- *Gulp.* He's de- *Choke.* he's gone. It was...I think it was an accident, but... *Sniffle.* Humans don't turn into eggs, do they?