[ Roze's screen flips on, her ecstatic face filling the screen because if she isn't close, the rush of snow would obscure her from view. ]

ITS SNOWING!

LADY ROZE! I INSIST YOU COME BACK INSIDE!

SHADDAP!

[ Never had anyone heard her shriek in such young and girlish excitement. ]

I'M FREEZING MY TITS OFF BUT ITS SNOW!

LADY ROZE!

SHADDAP.

Oh my god I'm so excited! I'M SO HAPPY! Yesterday was horrible. TODAY IS MAGICAL! I love the snow. Jesus fucking Christ this is actually really cold... [ She looks off to the side, squinting against the wind, cheeks already ruddy from the wind and ice whipping across pale skin. ]

Oh for goodness sake. LADY ROZE!

Musashi, I will kill you.

[ When she looks back at the terminal her lashes are crusted with snowflakes. ]

I'm gonna go get a cute coat and some tights! Oh, but...okay! I'm gonna hit the cafeteria and rustle up them Damemon!

People.

PEOPLE!

Go outside and play if you love the snow. But I'm coming around door to door with delicious cold-weather treats.

Lemme know if you need any warmin' up. [ She chimes with a grin and brow waggle. ]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

*click*

( She was true to her word... )

Can I just say what we're all thinking? Holy shit. It's so hot, I think I've sweated enough to clone a million Daves to bitch about this crazy ass weather.

It's certainly well beyond pleasant!

It's not even close to pleasant, Tony. Pleasant was like ten thousand degrees ago. This is what flying too close to the sun feels like. It's like being pressed between the plush bellies of two fat guys at a sauna.

That imagery is beyond pleasant as well.

Level with me, digifriends. Is this a common occurrence? First there was a blackout, now there's a heatwave so hot it feels like I'm back on the fucking planet of fire and hot shit. I am good to go back to the meteor now. You can like, express deliver me or something.

If that isn't going to be a thing. Tell me where I can find a hundred ice creams so I can stuff them down my pants.

*It's Sorcermon on your screen today, Terminal, and he's standing in the middle of Roaming Park, staff held out behind him. And is that...snow? But it has to be about a million degrees. Yet there's a layer of white on the ground and more of it falling.*

I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this heat oppressive. As neither my partner nor myself are particularly fond of such extreme temperatures, we have decided to take it upon ourselves to create an area of reprieve for those who prefer cooler climates.

Jin and I are in the Roaming Park, although I am not quite sure how long I will be able to maintain this snow storm. I suggest anyone who wishes to find a break from the heat come quickly. And bring a coat.

*True to the digimon's word, there is a small but cold snowstorm in the park, with Sorcermon and Jin at the edge of it. Both seem to be in relatively good spirits, although Jin might throw a snowball or two at anyone who gives him a good shot.*

U-Um...I...I'm just letting everyone know that...those of us who had gone to Primary Village...we're all back, safe and sound.

W-We would have been back sooner, but we...got caught up in that sandstorm the other day. We're all fine though, I promise. And I got Choco's egg, so everything is all right.

Just...wanted to let people know.

( Private Text to Rin )

[Okay at least he's near the apartments, now. More specifically, the roof. In the middle of the snowstorm.]

[And he's looking at it like it's some kind of dumb robot child messiah or something completely bizarre and incredible.]

[... It probably is, if you're Kagerou.]

What is this...? It's so white --

[Surprisingly, he just looks fascinated by the entire affair. Not afraid in the slightest. But that doesn't change the fact he's standing out there with no coat or shoes or anything smart like that.]

[He's just. Holding out his hands. Letting the snow gather.]

-- Is this rain?

[You moron.]