So hey dudes! Let's talk about dreams for a minute can we?

I mean like...well specifically have you ever had a dream that came true? A whattya call em...

Prophetic dream?

Right! That! Thanks Rita.

Happy to help.

Raven once told me that dreams are just the brains way of dealing with all the information you put in it each day. All your feelings and memories and anything you might have thought about even if you didn't know it. Cyborg told me that I shouldn't eat Wasabi peas before bed because that's probably what made me have those dreams where I was a mouse in a maze but some dude kept moving my cheese.

Anyway, so have you ever had a dream that was more then just a dream? Maybe like seeing the future or something? Or a warning?

And on a totally completely unrelated note that in no way has anything to do with Chili...anyone know anything about sleep walking?

[When the video clicks on Trixie's still half finished cart is on display and a podium has been set up in front of it with her Cutie Mark logo on it. As she walks on camera in a stylish looking suit a single Digimon...probably her Minion, claps and cheers till she's behind the Podium]

Thank you.

Trixie has called this press conference to address some of the rumors that have been floating around as of the last few days. Trixie is not so deaf that she could ignore the scandalous and frankly insulting things being said about her! So she intends to act as an open book today and get it all out in the open so that there is no further confusion and no sullying of Trixie's good name.

She will address some of the most insulting of these rumors directly and then open this transmission for questions.

First and most egregious of all, No Trixie is NOT in a relationship with the former Lion known as Kovu. We are room mates and nothing more! No matter who has told you otherwise Trixie has no interest in any human in such a manner and especially not over reactive violent beasts who would knock Trixie into walls and threaten her with the terrible gnashing of teeth. Trixie does not swing that way.

Second! Trixie's love for peanut butter rivals even her love of attention, applause and having her mane brushed. She would never however combine it with pickles! What sort of madness is that?

Which leads to Trixie's third denial. Trixie is NOT pregnant. To insist that she looks that way is incredibly rude and made Trixie feel fat on top of already feeling unattractive because of this awful misshapen human form. Some fillies look good with curves but Trixie's body is proportionate when she is a unicorn.

AH! And let us make sure there is no mistake! Trixie IS a Unicorn. She is not a martian, she is not a kelpie and she is NOT an ice golem!

Whatever mischievous creature is spreading these lies in Trixie's name, Trixie insists you cease immediately or Trixie will visit upon you a most uncomfortable wrath. WRATH I SAY!

[Coughs and clears her throat]

Trixie now opens the floor to questions.




[[OOC: Trixie's double has been causing trouble all weekend. Feel free to make up any lies she may have told your character or embarrassing things she may have been doing]]

Sooo I've got some questions and Stormageddon told me this was a good place to look for answers so...come on magic box!

Those big Trailmon guys...does it feel weird having people inside them? When we go inside them are they like...eating us? Can they feel it if we like...poke them from the inside? Or bust a window?

Has anyone seen Hiccup? How would we know if he was like...gone?

Someone wanna tell me why it's OK for the blue lady with white skin who says her own name too much can dig through the trash cans but when I do it I'm being gross?

And there's like...a million bottles of that soap slime stuff-

You mean Shampoo.

Soap slime stuff in the shop, which one will make my hair nice and oily?

[The video opens with Jinx in her new apartment in the Holy Forest. She shares it with Maya and it looks like she's settled in nicely. There are some drawings on the wall of various mythical creatures and Digimon, she's painted her bed black and replaced the sheets with something silky looking as well as thick blankets. Aside from what's over her shoulder Jinx is looking curious and a little suspicious into the camera]

Hey, color me curious.

Have any of you kids out there gotten any anonymous messages begging for help?

If this were E-mail I might think it was a virus or something. Now I'm just wondering if it's a scam or a trap.

It mentioned someone named Myotismon.

[the camera shows -- the road. a lazy voice pipes] No... Roxas, that's the wrong way.

I don't need your help. [somewhat sullenly. Roxas turns the D-terminal around so that it focuses on his face, but he's not looking at it, now focused on the Digimon offscreen] You won't go away?

Of course not. I'm your partner.

Fine. Then... you may as well remember something for me. A name. It's-- [Roxas pauses. it's a long pause, and then his eyes widen] What was it?

Well... what did it start with?

Give me a minute, I'm trying to think-- Sh... Something with... [blankly, and increasingly frustrated] I can't believe I forgot again. Sh... She...

[you should probably interrupt him because he is really distracted and has forgotten what he was doing and that this thing is still on. feel free to stumble across him in person, too; he's just hanging out, sleepy evil koala on a low wall next to him]

[For a few long moments the only sound that can be heard is an almost inhuman screeching. It peters out as the screamer runs out of breath… unfortunately it’s replaced by a voice that is definitely angry.]

What did the metal body do? Tell me or fix it. NOW! Will not tolerate this treatment, not from… from stupid meat. [He grunts and there’s a crashing noise immediately after.] Stupid limbs! Inefficient.
This other thing. This meat-thing. Someone take it away. Doesn’t listen when I tell it to go.

… Maybe if I ate it.

Knifehead don’t be like that. Gosh you’re rude.

[There’s that screeching again.]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME!

[Anyone in the hospital is in for quite the sight; a bald fellow is sitting on the floor in one of the hallways... chewing on the laces of one of his boots. The glowing yellow lines on his skin brighten and dim in time with the growls he lets out as he tries to gnaw through the nylon - with some limited success, since a few sections are partially frayed. A Gizamon is watching him with some concern, but every time the Rookie gets close the man snarls wildly.]

You are such a jerk!

[Knifehead's lips peel back as he bares his teeth.]

Stupid meat.

 Guys, Arcee's gone.

Yeah, before you asked--checked her apartment. Unlocked and missin'. 

[You can almost sense the tension his voice is giving off here. There's footsteps heard, as if he's walking away from the door right this moment.]

Went to go talk to her like you guys said and...needless to say we've got an Autobot MIA. Not pickin' up either.

[Five guesses who feels responsible. Not that he's going to sit and mope anymore.]

What's the plan, cause we better have one. If we don't, we're doin' things my way.

[Hazel swears that the gods have a sick sense of humor, if this is even their doing. Her head is practically spinning with all this new stuff, and it's taken her a moment to let it all sink in. She sighs, and with some coaching from her Digimon, figures out how to use the device's video function.]

So...everything here is digital?

[She frowns. She's not so sure about how possible that is, but it's better than thinking she's finally gone insane.]

What's happening in our worlds while we're here? I mean, I'd kinda like to know if I help here and get home, I haven't missed out on 20 years.

[Or another century for that matter. It's one thing to go from 1940 to 20-something, and quite another to go from then to like 2573.

Hazel glances at her partner off-screen.]

Also...no offense meant to my, uh, partner, but...I don't know how comfortable I am with having a human child-looking Digimon. With. Angel wings.

None taken.

[She looks mildly exasperated at the breezy tone of Lucemon's voice. Hazel still hasn't decided on a name for him, but she's definitely choosing something that doesn't remind her of Lucifer.]