Hi Hi Digital World!

It's your favorite head doctor Harley Quinn here checking in with all my favorite patients and patients to be! I've been hearing some curious rumors about a crazy girl in a red and white jesters outfit running around pranking people. Are they funny pranks? Funny ha ha or funny weird?

In other news...I'm not mechanic but I'm hoping one of you smarties out there can tell me what black gears do. I'm on a train now with some scrappy looking hero types and we're off to check in on what's looking to be a pretty big fight.

Honestly if you don't get the next train to come after us I'm going to start seriously questioning how many of you chosen are as brave and strong as I thought. Aren't some of you supposedly part of a military? And you're letting kids and me handle this?

What are ya? Chicken? Bwak bwak bwak!

...yeah that seems like the most mature way to handle things.

Since I've got about an hour left on this train I'm willing to use this time to set up some appointments if any of you need someone to talk to about this whole "Saving the world" thing or if you're lonely and miss home, or maybe you've got romance problems?

Come on this is free therapy here. Everyone could use a little.