[ It's midday.The video clicks on pointed at the pavement, then quickly swings up to show Forte from the back. He looks like your average teenager, wearing black jeans and a black jacket with gold trim. He's standing some distance away from the camera on the side of a street near one of the marketplaces, head turned just enough to tell that he's chewing on a piece of beef jerky from a package he's holding.

He's also completely oblivious to the fact that his Digimon stole the D-terminal again. The video swings as Tsukaimon turns the camera towards himself, giving a mischievous grin.]

Hello, ladies... and dudes too, I guess.

[He's speaking in a hushed tone, clearly trying to keep Forte from hearing what he's up to. He turns the terminal back around, fixing the camera back on Forte, who still has his back turned and is now scratching idly at his ear.]

Today we'll be documenting the fascinating creature known as Fortissimo Maximus. Now this specimen happens to be a big jerk, so ya gotta like 'em fiery and dangerous! No worries, though, we've caught him at a rare and precious moment of peace here. So long as we keep very very quiet, there'll be no yelling or me gettin' punched! An' you wouldn't want a cute little Digimon like me getting hurt, now would ya?

[The video tilts as Tsukaimon leans his face back into the shot long enough to give the fakest puppy eyes ever. His tone is playful and joking throughout the whole thing.]

He typically spends his days wandering all over the place like a lost puppy and grumbling about how annoying food is and how he can't shoot things anymore. Let's move in a little closer and-

HEY!

[Oops, by now Forte's noticed something is up and turned around. He stomps towards Tsukaimon, and the video careens wildly as the Digimon tries to hide the D-terminal and Forte grabs for it.]

What the hell are you doing? Give me that!

Aw c'mon! I'm just trying to introduce ya, Captain Antisocial! Wouldn't kill ya to get to know some people, you know? 'Specially pretty girls!

I said GIVE IT, dumbass, I don't care about anyone else!

Too bad, it's already posted! Nyah nyah!

[Yeah, they're just gonna continue arguing like this until one of them wrests control of the D-terminal.]