August 5th, 2013
[Hit by two Data Streams back to back. Yoko is really hoping there's no third time for the charm here. Finally, it was time for proper rest and relaxation. Fanbeemon made it home first, and when the video clicks on, he's just hiding it from view as Yoko comes in and flops on the bed.]
No more Data Streams for awhile, okay city? Okay. [Groaning and moaning, this doesn't make for very good Candid Camera, now did it?]
Tired already? Geeze, don't tell me living in the city's made you soft, girl without a home?
Believe it or not you stupid bug, but endlessly wandering from point to point isn't exactly my first choice. [Her response, though indignant, quickly fell back into exhaustion and introspection.] But, maybe you're a little right. I probably shouldn't get too comfortable. Maybe I do need to get out of this place from time to time.
[Her mind kept going back to the beach for some reason...with those two...]
Boyfriend...huh... [The mumble was barely audible. Clearly something was bugging her about that word. When a certain someone came to mind, Yoko immediately sprung upright.] Hng! Like hell I'd want that hard-headed idiot here!
[Now this is what he was after. Good television.] Awww Yoko. You're so tsun it hurts.
What was that? I thought I just heard something annoying a moment ago. [Point made Fanbeemon.]
Come on, you can talk to me about it. You have my solemn vow to secrecy. [Those watching would like to beg to differ.]
I'd rather take it to the grave.
Your words wound me.
It's not like anything would change if I complained about it. I'd still be stuck here with you instead of back home with him- [Oh shit. Wrong word. Wrong word.]
Him~? [And Yoko was on the defensive now.]
-Ah! Ah, them! I meant them! With Team Dai Gurren! Y'know, my friends and companions and... [Oh this was too much, Fanbeemon couldn't hold back the laughter any more.] Hey- why are you snickering? [Suspicious, Yoko began eying the room until she noticed something out of place.] Is that my...? [Click.] Don't tell me you've been...the whole time... [Click click click]
[And finally a pindrop.]
YOU ARE DEAD!
[She threw a pillow right at Fanbeemon, hitting the D-Terminal instead. Sorry folks at home, you just have to imagine what happens next.]
No more Data Streams for awhile, okay city? Okay. [Groaning and moaning, this doesn't make for very good Candid Camera, now did it?]
Tired already? Geeze, don't tell me living in the city's made you soft, girl without a home?
Believe it or not you stupid bug, but endlessly wandering from point to point isn't exactly my first choice. [Her response, though indignant, quickly fell back into exhaustion and introspection.] But, maybe you're a little right. I probably shouldn't get too comfortable. Maybe I do need to get out of this place from time to time.
[Her mind kept going back to the beach for some reason...with those two...]
Boyfriend...huh... [The mumble was barely audible. Clearly something was bugging her about that word. When a certain someone came to mind, Yoko immediately sprung upright.] Hng! Like hell I'd want that hard-headed idiot here!
[Now this is what he was after. Good television.] Awww Yoko. You're so tsun it hurts.
What was that? I thought I just heard something annoying a moment ago. [Point made Fanbeemon.]
Come on, you can talk to me about it. You have my solemn vow to secrecy. [Those watching would like to beg to differ.]
I'd rather take it to the grave.
Your words wound me.
It's not like anything would change if I complained about it. I'd still be stuck here with you instead of back home with him- [Oh shit. Wrong word. Wrong word.]
Him~? [And Yoko was on the defensive now.]
-Ah! Ah, them! I meant them! With Team Dai Gurren! Y'know, my friends and companions and... [Oh this was too much, Fanbeemon couldn't hold back the laughter any more.] Hey- why are you snickering? [Suspicious, Yoko began eying the room until she noticed something out of place.] Is that my...? [Click.] Don't tell me you've been...the whole time... [Click click click]
[And finally a pindrop.]
YOU ARE DEAD!
[She threw a pillow right at Fanbeemon, hitting the D-Terminal instead. Sorry folks at home, you just have to imagine what happens next.]
[Upon becoming familiar with what they had to do, it didn't take long for him to send out a broadcast. The message was calm, official, and straight to the point. Well - save for the soft yawning in the background. Don't pay attention to those. That's his clam partner Syakomon sitting in his arm. He's going to be taking a nap soon.]
This is Commander Ultra Magnus of the Autobots stationed on Earth. It has come to my attention that the human bodies that we've been translated into function in this Digital World as they do in the real one.
Any information with regards to how to perform it's routine maintenance, refueling, and recharging will be much appreciated.
[Having two hands again is fantastic and all, but he's already starting to get weird abdominal pains and he doesn't know why or what to do or WHAT EVEN.]
Any other Autobots who have also been brought to this station should report in immediately.
pfttppfpttpftfttfftpftt...
[Magnus quirks an eyebrow and looks down as Syakomon starts making little airplane engine noises. After a puzzled pause, he cuts the feed.]
Hey. Digimon. What do you do when someone you care about's regenerated and you don't know yet if they're still... them? The waiting's gonna drive me crazy.
[He scratches awkwardly at the back of his neck and sighs.]
This is stupid.
[He turns off the feed.]