Autobots - you will begin a mandatory training routine starting tomorrow at 0600 hours. We will be gone for approximately three hours or more. Plan accordingly, and bring fluids to keep hydrated.

[The message comes with a handy reference document he found in the Library. Looks like someone's been doing their research on human health.]

[And yes. He's starting this on a Monday.]

Any Chosen who wish to accompany them are welcome to do so, but I expect you to be timely.

[A pair of coordinates are attached to his message, leading to the hilly area just outside Terminal. Don't worry, they'll get to the staggeringly painful mountains after some practice.]

You know, you could always use your paycheck to buy a stepladder. [ It would be around evening when this kind of message pops through Rin’s D-Terminal and clearly she seems aware that it was live judging by how convenient the timing is. Having it angled to catch Waver attempting to place books on a shelf that towers over him, she’s decided to bless everyone else with the show. ] Maybe then you could do your job in a timely fashion and we wouldn’t be stuck here after hours...

I would have been done a lot faster if you weren’t hovering around nitpicking everything I do, you realize. [ Completely oblivious to the fact that he’s being recorded, Waver pointedly refused to turn and confront his ~evil tormentor~. ] And it isn’t my fault I can’t reach half the shelves, so why don’t you pick up a few books and actually do some work?

Because I’ve told you before.... [ Tucking the device between her thighs (no worries, there’s no panty shots but check out that class S Zettai Ryouiki up close) in case he did choose to look her way, she laughs it off. ] I’m your supervisor which means I have my hands full making sure you do the work yourself. Maybe if you were a tad bit more sprightly with your performance, I wouldn’t have to exert myself with small talk.

That doesn’t mean you have to just stare at me like a brainless idiot! You should at least try to do some of the work yourself if you want to get out of here anytime soon--better yet, why don’t you leave ahead of me and let me finish alone? [ Someone’s cranky. Maybe height jokes are just the wrong button to press. ] I really don’t need your ‘help’, thanks.

First of all, it’d be irresponsible of me to just leave a valuable employee all by his shortsome--oops, I meant lonesome. [ No she didn’t. ] Besides, if a little man falls in a library all by himself and no one is around to hear it, is it still funny? Well, I won’t take the risk of knowing if it is or not--I’ll just sit still while you finish. Oh, but you know what you should do?

[ Without giving him a chance to deny her: ] Whistle while you work. Like this, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s home from work we go. [ Complete with the melodic tune of old; how does someone from the future know this song again? ]

That’s IT--! [ Waver spun around looking about as infuriated as a 5’2” eighteen year old possibly could, using every bit of his self-control to not throw a book at Rin’s head. ] I’m not going to stand here and take this! I’m leaving for tonight, you can just finish it yourself! [ Oh no, Rin. Your bullying target is leaving. What now? ]

Oh, but won’t you provide a final bit of entertainment for your viewers? [ Withdrawing the communication device to point it towards him, the arrogance in her voice is just about as inflated as her ego. ] It’d be rude to just cut things short, don’t you think?

Keh. So stupid things like this place suddenly turning into a black and white old time movie happen pretty often, right?

['Sup Digital World! This video comes live, straight from the comfort of Kaito's apartment. He's currently seated in a chair that he's balancing on two legs instead of four, feet propped up on a coffee table, his posture slouched and casual. All signs would point to him relaxing, if it wasn't for the notebook in his lap, the pencil in his hand he was currently chewing on, and the way his brows were furrowed in pensive concentration]

I dunno about you guys, but the welcome letter I got when I arrived here didn't mention anything about glitches. Or Digimon attacking the city, or vast voids of nothingness. Y'know, two things that that you'd probably want to warn a newcomer about? If you ask me, the information we were given was stupidly lacking and filled with holes.

[He lifts his feet from the table and the chair rocks forward, the front two legs snapping back to the ground with a loud clatter.]

If more people are gonna arrive here the same way we did, then let's give 'em a proper warning. Something like, I dunno, signs that say "beware of giant voids of nothingness" or "warning: this world has the tendency to glitch unexpectedly" plastered on the walls of the whatchamacallit room we arrived in. [The Termianl room, of course] It might be jarring, but 'm pretty sure most people will thank us for it later.

[He holds his notebook to show the feed the series of scribbles inside of it. It seems like someone has been taking notes.]

Since I haven't been here as long as most of you have, I'm gonna need a list of known glitches and their effects on the world and the people in it. Y'know, to use as examples for the next batch of new guys. Help me out here! The last thing anyone ever wants is to be left in the dark.