[Clint comes on the screen and looks really put out and a tad annoyed.]

Okay, so let's make a list here;

We've had a sandstorm, a heatwave, then snow, and now what is this? A monsoon? You know what, I'm not going to deal with this, If anyone wants me I'm in my room. Because really the only way to one up this is a land shearing earthquake or meteor strike.

So you know what? If I'm going to die here, I'm going to at least die well rested.

Well, I'd like to be asleep, if it wasn't for the edinburgh tattoo being re-enacted on my damn window!

[He drops the D-Terminal roughly on his bed and pulls the sheets up over his head in a huff, then Biyomon picks it up looking apologetic.]

I'm sorry everyone. He hasn't slept over the last few days.

Don't make excuses for me!

[Then she whispers.]


So he's a little grumpy.

[The camera flips on to show that it's still raining...except not rain. Gatomon and Doggymon are falling from the sky. Beastboy is running around trying to catch the cats and dogs but as we can see here he's not doing a very good job. One after another bounces off the ground, or in some cases off of him. A tailmon lands on his head hissing and clawing up his face before leaping away. Then a Doggymon flattens him to the ground, before casually getting up and walking away. Finally Rita turns the camera around]

Um...just a suggestion. Stay inside today...this weather isn't as dangerous as it is...weird. But it's probably for the best. Alot of these Digimon are confused and irritated.

[Somewhere in the backround Beastboy shouts]

This is getting ridiculous!!!

[She turns the camera back around in time for a sudden gust of wind to send a ball of angry flailing gatomon off one of the nearby roofs to bury Beastboy]

Psssst. Hey. Hey you. Over here, check your terminal~

[Whispering conspiratorially over the D-Terminal is...a Piximon. How odd. Has she been seen in the city at all before? Probably not. She's been busy annoying her partner wth her shiny new Ultimate form because wow holy shit it's got wings and is super fast.]

Listen, listen~ I know you're all suuuuper busy with all the...uh...

[She turns and looks out the window at the mob of inexplicably falling Digimon before turning back and pointing at the window behind her.]

...all the that. Stay inside and be safe, alright? Maybe put a mattress outside for them to land on~♥

[Was there a point to this?]

Listen, listen, there's something I want you to help me with next week! My partner, I think he's kinda lonely. He doesn't have a whole lot of friends and he's pretty dumb about the ones he does have. And he hasn't told anybody but me, but it's his birthday next week, on the third. So that's where you come in~♥

Somebody just say hi and be nice to him then, okay okay? And if you want to come by with a cake, I sure wouldn't mind that.

[and thus her true intentions come to light...]

Whoops...I'm pretty sure he's coming back, so you didn't hear anything from me, got it?

[And right on cue, Waver walks in--scrambles, really--with a very angry Gatomon beating the everloving shit out of his head.]



GET IT OFF ME GETITOFFME--!

[if ever there was a well-timed video cutoff, that might have been it.]